The other day there was some anti-abortion fanatic whose argument was that of all of the babies we’ve aborted in the last 30 years, ONE of them would have grown up to cure AIDS.

I’d like to suggest another theory, somebody’s cat knows the cure to AIDS! So all anti-abortion activists should devote all their time to figuring out how to teach cats to talk, and interviewing all the cats on the planet, before it’s too late!