re: #118 DangerMan (misuser of the sarc tag)

Oh and it turns out they all know all about me and my sibs.
And when I say all I mean staff and customers alike

When they say “all about you”, it’s more than you can imagine.

The most embarrassing moments of your time in elementary school, words you couldn’t pronounce properly when you lost your baby teeth, who first broke your heart and who she married instead, the silliest Halloween costume you ever wore, childhood illnesses and exactly where the chicken pox were located…