dateline DEC 25 2012…

the Islamic center at 51 park in lower Manhattan was hit by no less than 50 hang gliders today, all with Florida ‘n’ numbers. when asked if it was some sort of terrorist attack, homeland security responded that “though there does appear to be a pattern it is not so much a terrorist attack as just something stupid. really really stupid. no one was injured, well other than the “pilots “

in a related story, hells population is now at six billion and fifty