re: #126 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Not only that, home invasions that don’t involve the SWAT team or the drug dealers you ripped off are about as half as likely to happen to you than winning the lottery twice.

Not a couple guys out to score some quick loot that panic and run when they realize there’s someone home.

Five hardened violent criminals who are after you, specifically. Exclusively to lengthen their impressive rap sheets, presumably.

I’m sure this sort of thing happens all the fucking time.