In which case Cruz is a poorly-managed Denny’s off I-95 & Trump is a confederate-themed strip club breakfast buffet. https://t.co/ExrXpenLsx

— Zeddonymous (@ZeddRebel) February 6, 2016

Biden is the corner pub with great brisket and a jukebox full of Springsteen that the entire town would rally around to save from the bank.

— Zeddonymous (@ZeddRebel) February 6, 2016

@AlexHortonTX @ZeddRebel Fiorina would be the overhyped “bistro” that turns over staff weekly and the owner screams at the customers

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 6, 2016

@AlexHortonTX @ZeddRebel Santorum is a hot dog roller at the AM/PM at 3:00 AM

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) February 6, 2016