re: #132 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I have a old gay college buddy (he only came out after we graduated) who is a seriously conservative gadfly and enjoys nothing more than getting a rise out of people. And he is a big fan of Milo, because that fellow has perfected the art to the point that he does it professionally.

‘I will gladly support a party who wishes and promises me nothing but pain, pestilence and penury just to see the look on your damned, bleeding-heart liberal faces.’

It’s the battered hope of a self-described ‘funny guy’ who never had the chops to make it in comedy. If I can’t make you laugh, your tears will do nicely.