And just as everyone is contemplating Lindsey’s future, I get a call from TEAM GRAHAM INC., which I did not answer, because Lindsey Graham, but the voicemail, from Lindsey himself, tells me that he and Trump are in Washington, working hard…standing firm against the socialist agenda that will destroy America!

I’ll just say that Lindsey Graham being outed as gay would not turn one head here—it’s been an open secret as long as I’ve lived here (hell, at one point the rumor was that he and Tim Scott were lovers.) It would have to be something more than that.