re: #131 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
Just make sure you are mummified in clean underwear
Ground up mummies were used in medicine until fairly recently (mummia).
en.wikipedia.org
According to Mark Twain, who got there, mummies were used as fuel for locomotives in tree-poor Egypt. He is said to have been joking. Nevertheless, there’s a shitload of mummies out there.