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Yet Another Amazing New Finger-Style Acoustic Guitarist: R.D. King, "Anna's Waltz"

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retired cynic1/19/2019 7:07:18 pm PST

re: #56 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Turkeys are astoundingly lazy fuckers. They just kind of mosey on in wherever they want to go, and they will not be moved for love or money, unless they’re about to get hit by a car. And even then, sometimes.

My parents moved onto a small house on our farm when they were in their 80s. Mom called one morning, really excited. An ostrich had just gone past her kitchen window! We _did_ have a wild animal farm not to far away, so it wasn’t completely crazy. Turned out it was a wild turkey, however. We never let her forget it! (We have lots of wild turkeys around here, so she got plenty of chances to get acquainted!)