re: #131 avanti
Yep, the damn things run you down at the casino. They’ll motor up to the slot machine, get out and walk a few asides, then zoom off in the scooter across the casino. I may rent one just to play bumper cars with them.
They’ve got nice drink-holders, though, and i imagine you could fit a case of cheap canned beer and a carton of tax-free smokes in the little basket on the front.