Breaking News: Darth Vader, (AKA) formerly known as Anakin Skywalker has been implicated in the latest round of scandals concerning Midichlorian doping. Sources within the Empire have told this reporter that if these accusations prove correct his title as a “Sith Lord” may be in serious jeopardy.

These accusations follow in the wake of the stunning revelations that his un-acknowledged son Luke Skywalker used Midichlorian doping to wantonly destroy Imperial property and kill many imperial subjects. His unprevoked act of terrorism in destroying a major imperial space station derisively nick-named the “DeathStar” by its detractors still reverberates throughout the Imperium.

We will provide updates as any further developments in this scandal come to light…

/not really. :(