re: #133 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

His prayers have been answered! And the answer was, “No, you dumbshit. You should have gotten the vaccine.”

“I’m here! I’m ready to go into Heaven and be with Jesus for all eternity. HALLELUJAH!”

St. Peter: “You didn’t get vaccinated, did you?”

“No, I did not. GOD is the only healer I need!”

St. Peter: Please proceed to the down escalator over there. Lines are long these days but hey, it’s not like you don’t have plenty of time to wait.