Speaking of stinkers… I started cooking for my two dogs again about 3 weeks ago after Purina poisoned them with “Chef Michael’s” outrageously expensive food. I made a fresh batch of food for them yesterday, a week’s worth, that for some reason has given one or both of them a certain gastric condition that is so remarkable as to make my eyes water and my head to be thrust out of the window to breathe. It is ghastly and non-remitting.

And I have to sleep with these two foully farting creatures.