Repost from dead thread… In honor of the Shidduch discussion:

My favorite Shidduch joke:

Rebitzen Gilda: Ohhh… I have such a girl for you!

Young Man: Really? Is she pretty?

RG: And she is sooo smart. She just finished her degree in accounting! I know that isn’t like a doctor, but you’re no rocket scientist yourself…

YM: Ohhh, that’s impressive, but, is she pretty?

RG: And did I mention that she can cook? Ohhh such a good cook she is, she’ll put some meat on your bones. You’re sooo skinny.

YM: Well, I do like good cooking, but, well, ma’am, is she pretty?

RG: She comes from such a good family too…

YM: Rebitzen, would you fix up your son with her?

RG: You are not my son.