Repost from dead thread… In honor of the Shidduch discussion:
My favorite Shidduch joke:
Rebitzen Gilda: Ohhh… I have such a girl for you!
Young Man: Really? Is she pretty?
RG: And she is sooo smart. She just finished her degree in accounting! I know that isn’t like a doctor, but you’re no rocket scientist yourself…
YM: Ohhh, that’s impressive, but, is she pretty?
RG: And did I mention that she can cook? Ohhh such a good cook she is, she’ll put some meat on your bones. You’re sooo skinny.
YM: Well, I do like good cooking, but, well, ma’am, is she pretty?
RG: She comes from such a good family too…
YM: Rebitzen, would you fix up your son with her?
RG: You are not my son.