re: #132 Mostly sane, most of the time.

I figured out early on that cute baby clothes are for the adults. Babies just want soft and warm.

That said, the day after I gave birth to The Princess, I went out and bought the fluffiest, pinkest dress I could find.

My daughter-in-law recently gave birth to her 5th child—a 4th daughter. She confided to me that she felt she had disappointed her husband (my son) by not giving him another son.

I said, “Did my son make you feel that way? I WILL KICK HIS ASS SO HARD HIS BUTT CHEEKS WILL HAVE TEETH IN THEM.”

Then I suggested, “you know my daughter has just given birth to her 4th son and I know she wanted a girl. Why don’t you just trade with her?”

She said “NO, I LOVE MY BABY! I would never trade her!”

I said, “Ha ha!”