re: #138 Dread Pirate Ron

The “non-public” schedule for Trump is probably something like this:

Get up
Spend 2 hours sculpting his clown hair into that thing he does.
Tweet lies and conspiracy theories while taking morning shit.
Watch Fox and Friends from beginning to end.
Tweet rants about whatever he heard on Fox and Friends for 4 hours.
Call Fox and ask for some random Fox person to be fired for saying Biden won.
Golf.
Tweet while sitting on the toilet for a hour.
Watch Cucker Tarlson and Sean Insanity.
Tweet some more bullshit about how he won.
Pass out after downing a handful of drugs.