re: #119 SanFranciscoZionist

There are two things that separate man from the animals. One, we use cutlery. And two, we’re capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now you might be an exception, mister, but don’t drag me down into your private hell.”

Most mammals experience sex infrequently during their lifetimes, unless you’re a hopeless nerd, humans can experience sex all the time. We can control our urges because when compared to other mammals, each ‘urge’ is diluted.

Even though our cutlery is designed for a purpose, there are other animals who use found cutlery (we’d call it a twig or stick).

Just sayin’.