Dear Dr. Nelson,
Thank you for reaching out. I have had an appropriate amount of time to consider your listed requests in this e-mail, and after doubling that time by a factor of two to ten seconds, my considered response is:
Go fuck yourself.
Cordially,
Charlotte A. E. Clymer pic.twitter.com/gwB7SCgOX4— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) December 23, 2018