re: #100 Lidane

We also need the Farah/Corsi Scale for Conspiracy Derp.

I just had a guy in the store who rates pretty high on that scale. He told me why the Soviet Union fell, why the economy is so bad here, and why he’s blacklisted from ever working at a newspaper again. I think it was all the same reason, but too complicated for my puny brain.

Before that was my Fed Ex guy, who usually runs in and out of here as fast as possible. He stopped to talk about Lance for five minutes.