re: #139 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

We can expect an in-depth profile and interview from every rural family who could not find a frozen turkey on time…

Nonono, you don’t understand. The grocery store Mrs. Fish orders her groceries from was out of Nutella. NUTELLA, do you understand me?! This is a national tragedy of unbelievable proportions! The country is LITERALLY coming to an end!