Lizards: I am putting together a top 100 headlines we’d like to see in 2010…
I’ll post it New Years day.. Contribute now!

Samples submitted so far:
“We’re the scum of the universe.” - Dark matter and energy conclusively identified as making up 96% of the mass of the universe.

“Higgs boson found at LHC. Mass found to vary with the day of the week.”

“Mahmoud Ahmadinejad disappears in bizarre gardening accident. Iran scraps nuclear program.”

“Fossilized rabbit found in pre-Cambrian stratum.”

“Richard Dawkins named as next Archbishop of Canterbury.”

“Valid proof of God’s existence found written on discarded newspaper in London Underground.”

“Extra-terrestrials address UN - non-aligned nations walk out.”

Tiger Woods and the Octomon sighting in a West Side nightclub