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The 20 Best Mafia Nicknames in Today's Bust

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Fozzie Bear1/20/2011 3:59:30 pm PST

re: #127 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HIRE A SHERPA? What extravagance! We would have to follow the annual ferret migration just to find the gravel road in the first place, and that took 3 weeks and only occurred twice a year.

Twice a year!?!?! Such pampered luxury! Our sherpas were actually wolves that only took payment in the form of our own internal organs, and were just as likely to eat your parents as they were to guide you to school. And as for the school itself, it only consisted of an enraged homeless man that would beat us with sticks until we spontaneously recited our times tables. Out of an initial class of 100 individuals, Myself and a rabid badger were the only ones to graduate. And we considered ourselves lucky!