re: #134 Kragar

“Kryton, put us in red alert.”

“Are you sure Sir? It would mean changing the bulb.”

Rimmer: [discussing his last exam] Last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote “I AM A fish” four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
Rimmer: That’s a total lie.
Lister: No, it’s not. Peterson told me.
Rimmer: “No, it’s not. Peterson told me.” Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too… radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for the examiners to accept.
Lister: Yeah. You said you were a fish!

(Rimmer sounds a lot like UpChuck, but Rimmer is more likeable.)