re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

BREAKING: White House says it wants to keep government open, will find other ways to fund border wall https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/white-house-signals-its-backing-down-in-shutdown-dispute-will-find-other-ways-to-fund-border-wall/2018/12/18/159994dc-02d9-11e9-9122-82e98f91ee6f_story.html?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.9c1db6ccaf28&noredirect=on

— Ellen Nakashima

Ideas:
1. Call Mexico again.
2. Send fundraising letter to the MAGA fan club
3. Use money appropriated for Space Force.
4. Ask that evangelical who bought his wife the $200,000 car where he got all his money
5. Pass the hat around at the next Thank You Mr. President cabinet meeting
6. Announce again that the Wall has been built and paid for already