re: #141 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Dr. Phil was also a football player, and literally one of the biggest losers in the history of the sport. He played linebacker on the 1968 Tulsa team that was defeated 100-6 by the University of Houston, the most one-sided major college game in history. Tulsa was the pre-game favorite. C&W singer Larry Gatlin also played in the game and scored Houston’s final, record-breaking touchdown.

How…..how does that even happen? Were they asleep? Were they all too busy flirting with the cheerleaders? Playing scrabble?