GAHHH. Getting an email from the megachurch I used to attend:

Division is rampant in America, but it does not need to dictate America’s future. We, as the Church, need to stand up together in unity for the principles of God’s Word in this nation. As we do, we need to pray for and expect an awakening from heaven to rock America. It’s through an awakening that America will step toward healing.

One way we stand up for God’s Word is through voting on the basis of which party platform best aligns with God’s Word. The platform is a standard of principles that their endorsed candidates should govern by; the platform that more closely aligns with God’s Word is the one that will strengthen America.

You wouldn’t know God’s Word if it bit you in the ass, you prosperity gospel sons of Pharisees.