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*Gadsden flags wave*

“Mr friends, today we celebrate victory!”

*loud cheers*

“Today we celebrate America!”

…They thought they were free…

“So the Gulag is no more?”

“No, my friend. We have brought those filthy liberals to their knees!”

…They thought it was over…

“Where once we were prisoners, we now stand liberated. We have won the day just as we said we would.”

…They were wrong…

“Charles, you can’t do this! Are you listening to me? You CAN’T do this!”

“Yes…I can.”

*Flash to scenes of burning Gadsden flags, cars on fire and crack teams of ponytail wearing henchmen roving the streets*

“This time will be different. This time, there will be no escape.”

“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

“On this day, the Patriots will rise!”

“There’s too many of them. These Liberals just don’t give up!”

…One man will destroy them all…

“Charles Johnson must be eliminated. We must fight until the last man! Our Freedom is too valuable to do otherwise!”

…A prison without walls…

*sequence of chases, floggings and other torture*

…A warden without a soul…

“You and your ponytail can go straight to hell Charles!”

“You first.” *A knife flies towards the screen*

…This spring…

“This was not supposed to happen…this was NOT supposed to happen this way! Why would Dana lie to us?”

“She didn’t lie. She merely underestimated the enemy.”

“Charles really is out of his mind isn’t he?”

“Most liberals are.”

…only the crazy will survive…

“Oh God, Oh God, Oh GOD!!”

“You can kiss my ass, you right wing pukes!”

“No…not this way…not this way…”

…GULAG 2: REVENGE OF THE COMMIES