Y’all, I am stunned. Biden beat Trump on Long Island!

Republican President Donald Trump beat Democrat Joe Biden in Suffolk County by just 232 votes, while Biden won in Nassau by nearly 70,000 votes, according to final returns.

Trump, who lost the election to Biden, got 381,253 votes, or 49.4% of the vote, in Suffolk compared with 381,021 votes for Biden, or 49.37% of the vote.

The results were released Thursday after absentee ballots were counted.

In Nassau, final tallies showed Biden with 396,504 votes, or 54.11% of the total, compared with 326,716, or 44.59%, for Trump.

In the 2016 election, Trump won Suffolk County by 49,849 votes, while Democrat Hillary Clinton won in Nassau by 30,858 votes, according to the state Board of Elections.

“Once again moderate ‘swing’ suburbanites have decided who gets the keys to the White House as they have for more than a generation,” said Lawrence Levy, executive dean of Hofstra University’s National Center for Suburban Studies.

“And Long Island is reflective of what happened in suburbs around the country — a significant shift away from Trump compared to 2016 … It was about rejecting Trump.”

Who knows, maybe there’s hope for Stupidville after all. :)