The view from the land of Derp:

Mexicans Sneak onto US Olympic Team (goes to Weekly World News)

Mexicans sneaking onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.

Taking advantage of President Trump’s new immigration policy, over thirty-five Mexican athletes decided to march with the U.S. Olympic team, declaring that they are students in the U.S. and/or that they have children in the U.S.

(more at the link, gaaaaa)