re: #140 Mad Al-Jaffee

Man goes into a restaurant that says, “Any food you order, we’ll serve it or you win a hundred dollars.”

The man orders an ‘elephant ear’ sandwich.

The cook says, “Dammit! Give him the hundred bucks.”
Manager says, “What? We’re out of elephant ears?”
Cook says, “No, but we’re out of those big buns.”