re: #146 Gus

So basically after one week of waking up to the smell of bacon to go to work in your crappy job at some office surrounded by a bunch of hipster douche bags and an irritating boss that thinks he’s cool you’re going to hate waking up to the feeble smell of bacon that’s killing the battery on your iPhone.

One of the things I love most about my life is no alarm clocks. I have to wake up early a couple times a year, it’s always a challenge to locate my alarm clock.