h/t to @LOLGOP, this is Cantor spokesman Rory Cooper:

RT @ohschnitt: Thank goodness the president is about to speak. His speeches have been enormously helpful throughout #fiscalcliff process.

— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) December 31, 2012

1st Q to Pres Obama should be: Are these theatrics helping? (j/k he won’t take questions)

— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) December 31, 2012

So, you get it now? RT @ezraklein: In chilling fiscal cliff metaphor, my wallet was stolen this morning then returned w/out any money in it.

— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) December 31, 2012