re: #142 Dopamine Fish

Nonono, you don’t understand. The grocery store Mrs. Fish orders her groceries from was out of Nutella. NUTELLA, do you understand me?! This is a national tragedy of unbelievable proportions! The country is LITERALLY coming to an end!

The store in my NYC neighborhood that I usually shop at had several cases of Nutella stacked up in the aisle as recently as last Friday.

Obviously a case of a corrupt and partisan Administration unduly favoring blue states over “Real Americans”(tm)! Why won’t the media cover this hideous scandal???