re: #115 Anymouse

Your Internet service doesn’t come from a foreign nation named Odessa, Missouri.

Hombre, I can’t see how you say you can’t afford to move when you aren’t there in the first place.

Which leads me to hand out a couple of perhaps contradictory pieces of advice:

1) Rob Fort Knox, then go home and sit on your front porch. They’ll never find you.

2) Put west Nebraska in your rearview mirror. Take a picture of the mirror and frame it. It will make you happy every time you see it from now on.