re: #150 Targetpractice

“Kim, you haven’t called me today! CALL ME!”

“Hello? It’s me, Don - AGAIN! Look, I realize I’ve left you…well, a LOT of messages, but really, I just want to talk! I know you’re busy, and you said you just wanted to be friends, and I respect that, but how can we be friends if you won’t call back? Maybe I’ll drop a bomb on you if you don’t call me? HAHAHA!!! Just kidding!!! I’d never do that! It was a joke! Really! But, you know, PLEASE call me! Okay, bye!….This is Don. You have my number, right? Or you could just push redial. Okay, really, this time - bye!…….Or you could write a letter, you know how much I LOVE your letters! But, you know, SOON. Okay, bye.”