Incoming outrageously festive outrage: Michelle Obama confirms Santa is on his way

“Right now, I am looking at the tracker and I can see a dot on the satellite screen. It says that Santa, right now, is flying over Finland,” Obama told a girl named Summer, and said the sleigh was full of toys.
The first lady, on vacation with President Barack Obama and their daughters in Hawaii, took part for a second time in the annual NORAD Tracks Santa program, run by the North American Aerospace Defense Command.
Another girl, Victoria, asked her if the space-age tracking technology deployed by NORAD could decipher whether Rudolph was at the head of Santa’s sleigh.
“There’s a little flashing light on this tracker, and the experts think that it is probably Rudolph who’s leading the sleigh this year. So he’s out there,” Obama said.