re: #153 Kragar

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Dear NRA,
My neighbor has been amassing guns, talking about shooting up the mall. He says it’s because you’ve told him how the government is going to take away his guns? What should I do?
Signed, Concerned

Dear Concerned,
Might I suggest a few more guns for you, so you can be ready to shoot it out with him when it looks like he’s going to head to the mall?
Thanks, NRA