re: #155 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

I can flatten Canadian jingoists, aggressors, and would-be conquerors with this:

“We have Buddy Holly, you have Justin Bieber.”

“But Justin Bieber is still alive!” they object.

“That’s an advantage?” I ask.

I mean, I feel like you can save Buddy for a more worthy battle.