Just got a call from one of our village trustees returning home from Laramie, Wyoming (she called from Pine Bluffs, Wyoming).

re: #149 Jebediah, RBG

Ask her to re-check her calculations. I’m pretty sure the derp density opens a wormasshole and the billions of assholes flow through and we end up with another dimension being REALLY pissed off at us.

She says she believes the pressure would be too great: The assholes would fly apart before a wormasshole could be created. If the entire mass of Earth were transformed into Massholes (she hates Boston because she had to work there at one time), the mass would be insufficient.

On the other hand, a universe of derpularity exploding into assholes might create a wormasshole, but that would only take you from one group of assholes to another.