re: #132 Erik The Red
For a man to be happy.
For a man to be happy, he must have a woman who keeps a neat house. He must also have a woman who can cook a mean meal. This man must also have a woman who shares many of his interests, but has many of her own. Finally, this man must have a woman who matches and amplifies his urges in the bedroom.
Most importantly, for a man to be happy, it’s very important that these bitches never meet.
*ducks*