re: #152 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

“Kalnins has preached that critics of President Bush will be banished to hell; questioned whether people who voted for Sen. John Kerry in 2004 would be accepted into heaven; and preached that the Sept. 11 attacks and the war in Iraq were part of a world war over Christianity”.[4] Kalnins preached “I believe that Alaska is one of the refuge states… in the Last Days, and hundreds of thousands of people are going to come to this state to seek refuge. And the church has to ready to minister to them”

man, these guys must watch a lot of movies

When jesus comes back, I’M GONNA HAVE A VAN, WITH A MACHINE GUN MOUNTED ON IT, AND AND ROCKETS, AND IT’LL BE CALLED ROLLING THUNDER

and then we we’ll have A CHURCH THAT’S UPARMORED AND WE’LL BUILD A BOMB SHELTER, IT’LL BE SWEET

Also if you vote for the wrong guy in the general, you’re going to double satan hell, I just made it up but it’s totally gnarly