If they actually did Secede, how long until Mexico annexed them?

I’d kick in $5 to see the look on that moron Rick Perry’s face a week or two after they Seceded.

… Right as it occurs to them that since they’re a red state they mooch a ton of money from the federal government (money that’s not there anymore).

… Just in time to get a notification that the Mexican State of Tejas will be happily welcomed back into the United Mexican States…

… and they’re sending the army to help the transition.