re: #13 Dread Pirate Union AFL-CIO

I’m going to need a lot stronger strain of Indica than 24% THC for this alt-reality scenario. Stop the simulation, I want out!

In Colorado we sell vape pens for about $40 per cartridge of 69% oil. And the dab rigs. Did I tell you about the dab rigs? I’ve been stoned. But a good solid dab? That will get you *stoned.*