Onion: Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda by Speaking, Moving in Slow Motion

Charles Johnson5/25/2012 1:04:13 pm PDT

Apparently there’s now an effort by the deranged creeps who stalk me on the Internet to convince the right wing mob that I am somehow “tied” to their latest pile-on target, Brett Kimberlin. WTF?

I’m not. I don’t know this person, and in fact, I don’t recall ever even hearing his name before this massive right wing freak out.

I guess I should be flattered that these hateful morons think I’m so powerful and omniscient that I’m involved in every single one of their stupid conspiracy theories.