So I went to bed early last night and missed Ted Cruz EATING A BOOGER ON LIVE TV and blaming the poisoning of Flint on TEH DEMOCRATS!!!11!!!

Updated my “Candidates as South Park Characters” List:

Trump: CARTMAN
Rubio: TWEEK
Cruz: SCOTT (HE’S A DICK)
Kasich: TRAVIS THE LOUSE
Carson: TOWELIE
Chris Christie: CUPID-ME

Hillary: SHEILA BROFLOVSKI
Bernie: GARRISON