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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks2/03/2010 1:07:00 pm PST

re: #151 avanti

Speaking of Avatar, I suggested a Christian friend see the movie and he pointed me to this review.I was unaware that it was the “worst movie ever made”

Avatar.i

Heh.

I want to put this as plainly as I can. This film is so uniquely awful that it should be legal for me to enslave and neuter any movie critic who gives it a positive review. They should be forced to do my yard work and clip my toenails.

But then again, I can be an extremist about such things.

No shit?

Everyone involved with Avatar has made it clear that this is supposed to be a game changer like Star Wars or The Matrix. This is meant to be one of the seminal moments in cinematic history.

In a way it kind of is. Not for the story or the F/X, but for the fact that this is the first all digital movie. That is, when I went to see it at the theater, the movie was projected from storage on a hard drive, and not from a film reel.