re: #153 reine.de.tout

We’ll need all the creative folks to chip in.
Shall it be your job to harangue them?

With pleasure.

[enters Forum, accompanied by lictors]

O Romans! Hear me! It has come to my attention that the dearth of satirical cocktails is having a deleterious effect on public morale. Herewith I beseech, nay, demand, that our creative classes do more for mockery, ridicule, and butthurt.

[adjusts toga, exits Forum to cries of “that’s all very well, Consul, but what about us plebes who can’t even afford posca!?” Cato takes no notice, whilst lictors lay about them with fasces.]