stupid victory laps:

Such a fantastic win for Ron DeSantis and the people of the Great State of Florida. Ron will be a fantastic Governor. On to November!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 29, 2018

Congratulations to Governor Rick Scott of Florida on his conclusive Republican Primary Win. He will be a great Senator!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 29, 2018

oh look, another conspiracy theory:

Report just out: “China hacked Hillary Clinton’s private Email Server.” Are they sure it wasn’t Russia (just kidding!)? What are the odds that the FBI and DOJ are right on top of this? Actually, a very big story. Much classified information!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 29, 2018

and hurray for that sport everyone else in the world calls football, but not here…

Add the 2026 World Cup to our long list of accomplishments!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 29, 2018