This is MY son. He graduated #1 from the University of Flavortown. He was awarded three banging fajita poppers. He was #1 in flamin’ hot crunch. He won’t go on solo dates due to the current climate of false accusations of taking the last slice of pizza. I VOTE. #HimToo pic.twitter.com/4DY151a2W7

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 9, 2018

I, BTW, love Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. Highlighting all of these little places that are hard to find on (even Google) maps, the kinds of places I want to go to if I’m in a town.