re: #154 Kragar

Insider Trades wear business suits, so everyone who wears a business suit must therefore be guilty of insider trading.

Its so convenient when we can just ID criminals based on their uniforms.
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Child abusers are most frequently parents.

Therefore all parents must be abusers.

(I have a son who oddly considers hugs and kisses horrible. I keep him in line by threatening to hug and kiss him. Not making this up.)